Posts from — February 2008

Do you feel threatened by the likes of Santa, Aliens, Bigfoot, and David Letterman? If so, there’s a solution for you. Get a restraining order. On top of the aforementioned names names above, you can also get a restraining order against God, Satan, the Loch Ness Monster and Death for only $5. If you or someone you know is stuck in this type of an abusive relationship, you should definitely get a Paranormal Restraining Order.

If you’re the vain type, you probably wish you could look at yourself every single time you buy a coffee or double cheeseburger from McDonalds. Well, that possibility is now true. If you upload or mail in a picture of your choice to the Bank of America, they’ll toss it onto your card.

I guess you don’t really have to put a picture of yourself on it, but then how would everyone know that you’re a jerk. Oh wait, that’s just me I guess. This actually sounds like a lot of fun though, because a lot of people always comment on my card, which has a picture of a tropical paradise on it. I know what I should do! I should get cheesy picture of myself giving a big thumbs up.