Posts from — May 2008

In the days of black and white television, there were no Real Worlds, American Idols, or Survivors to keep our minds blissfully entertained; just good old fashion live comedy skits. Funny man legacy, Sid Caesar and partner Nanette Fabray deftly display a bickering couple with hands flaying wide and brows furrowed to limit to the classically renowned music of Beethoven’s 5th. This five-minute sketch is sure to show the timeless acts of 1950s television.

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Once upon a time, there was a little town some 4,627 miles away. In this cheerful town, there was man; a man with perfectly styled hair and a pressed white suit that always woke up on the right side of the bed…

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There are new social networks popping up all over the place and aside from Myspace, Facebook and Linked In, there isn’t really any competition. That could change though. Google has decided to try their hand at the friend finding fad and has announced Google Friend Connect which should be live right now. The only difference here though, is that they are giving everyone else the ability to add social network features to their own website.

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If you’ve always dreamt about creating your own pile of crap to the specifications that you desire and not what your body decides to let loose, The Crap Machine will give you that freedom. This very nasty website gives you the option to choose a temperature, weight, impact, the person you want to crap it out, and if you want it to land in the toilet or on the ground. If the picture above this story doesn’t gross you out enough, head on over to the Crap Machine to be thoroughly disgusted.

Has anyone ever told you to look at them when they are talking to you? Or that your confidence is lacking? You probably have a problem with keeping your head up. Don’t look at your feet; be proud and look up.

So how do you this? No, you don’t need a therapist or some kind of life coach. All you need is a gym membership. That’s right. You don’t even need to workout. Just shower there. Keeping your head up while in the locker room will help cease the wandering eyes; you don’t want to be caught looking below the belt. Especially at a hardcore weight lifting steroid crazy musclehead. A couple of trips to the locker room will teach you to keep your head high and eyes straight at all times.

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