Posts from — July 2008

If a swarm of five year olds came after you, do you think you could kick some ass and fight your way to freedom? Maybe, but what if you were trapped in an enclosed area about the size of a basketball court? I guess it really just depends on how many five year olds there are. You might have to gouge some eyes, bite, or even throw some dirt. Well, as you can see from the picture above, I can take 21 five year olds in a fight and nothing more. Take the survey at HowManyFiveYearOldsCouldYouTakeInAFight.com and see if you’re tougher than I am. Shouldn’t be hard to beat really…

Parents, aunts, uncles, older siblings- you know best; the praise a child looks for when they show you their precious art in finger paints and crayon. “Ohhhhh, how beautiful!” you’ll say with the biggest smile on your face and the biggest look of confusion trying to decipher the green water, purple clouds, and flowers towering over your two story home. It’s all in a day’s work, right moms and dads?

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When all you have to go by is a voice; deep, rough, soft, sexy- your imagination can run wild putting a face on the sounds on the other end of the phone. When you hear a sexy and lurid voice speaking the words only your fantasy lover would say, you picture perfection; tall, exotic, legs run a mile long/tall, dark and handsome (whatever floats your boat). That’s why this photo essay is so interesting.

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ManBabies is an awesome site that I just can’t get enough of. As you can see from the picture above, the results of these pictures are hilarious. If there was a baby in my family, I’d create one of these and send it in. I actually think I might go through some old family pics and see if I can find a good one. Anyway, check out the site and get ready to laugh your ass off.

I just saw this joke over on Plurk earlier today and thought I should post it since it was pretty funny. It made me laugh anyway.

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: “Got any bread?” Barman says: “No.”

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