Porn That’s Safe for Work…Maybe

Diesel is an international design company that creates a wide range of popular clothing and accessories and they’re celebrating 30 years in business. Now, this is something that I’d usually care less about, but Diesel pulled me in with a video that they had created by the folks over at Don’t be tricked by that website name. It means “safe for work” but it really isn’t. The pictures on the site don’t contain nudity, but the ads on the site do, so click at your own risk.

Anyway, Diesel repurposed the video to advertise their 30th anniversary and it’s absolutely hilarious. The video contains a variety of clips from various porno flicks, except all of the explicitness has been covered up by cartoons. It’s still obvious what’s going on though, so you’ll probably want to watch this video at home, unless you’re workplace is more laid back…like mine! Check out the video below.

Continue reading

Why I Fired My Secretary…

Last week was my birthday. That morning I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday’.

I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids.. surely they will remember.

Continue reading

Intuitive Painting

Painting was always something I wanted to learn to do well. In school, I was always able to do pretty well in my art studio classes where creative juices were flowing non-stop. But anytime I sat down at home, my head was blocked from anything creative and my hand just couldn’t move the way I wanted it to. This very reason is why I decided to enroll myself in a painting workshop called Intuitive Painting.

Intuitive Painting was a class that taught you how to paint without listening to your subconscious thoughts of judgments and egos. You learn to quiet that disapproving voice. In order to accomplish that, you start painting with your left hand. And for those of you that are lefties or ambidextrous- you had no obstacle there, but for the ones with dominate rights, it’s definitely something that takes a couple of hours to get used to.

Continue reading