Droog Do Hit Chair

Ever hit your funny bone on the corner of a wall? Or stub your toe on the coffee table leg? How about slam your thumb in the car door? And the only thing you can think about is pounding the hell out of something to alleviate frustration and pain?

Well, for a mere $5,924, Unica Home supplies a 39.3″ x 27.5″ x 29.5″ cube made from .04″ steel that you can hammer (sledge hammer included) to your heart’s content, easing your throbbing joint, into a fabulous functional piece of art. And for the not-so-artistically-inclined folks, you can buy a ready made crumpled cube for $6,718. If you plan on really using this piece to sit and relax, be sure to get a nice plump cushion to prevent any sharp metal from poking the behind.