eBay Item: A Stupid Bent Paper Clip

I just found this item on eBay; a stupid bent paper clip (in crap piss bad condition). I just love that description. The seller mentions that the clip actually is in very bad condition, but it could be bent back into shape to a hold a few papers. There are few special incentives as well:

• Shipping is only $1.00 in the U.S. or $2.00 outside of the U.S.
• If bidding goes over $100.00, another bent clip will be thrown in for free
• If bidding goes over $8,984,682,626,727.65, shipping is free

Well, I think this may be the greatest deal ever. From the looks of the picture above, I looks very bent and crappy too. Better hurry though, bidding ends in 2 hours.