Got Any Bread?
I just saw this joke over on Plurk earlier today and thought I should post it since it was pretty funny. It made me laugh anyway. 
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: “Got any bread?” Barman says: “No.”
Duck says: “Got any bread?” Barman says: “No.”
Duck says: “Got any bread?” Barman says: “No, we haven’t got any f**king bread.”
Duck says: “Got any bread?” Barman says: “No, are you deaf, we haven’t got any f**king bread, ask me again
and I’ll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d bird!”
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Duck says: “Got any nails?” Barman says: “No.”
Duck says: “Got any bread?
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