What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

Everybody knows the question, but the answer depends on the person. How far do you really think you’d go for a Klondike bar? Personally, I wouldn’t do anything, because I don’t like Klondike bars, but I guess this guy Brian loves ‘em so much he’s willing to kill for one.

Maybe I should go buy another Klondike bar and see if I may have missed something the last time I tasted it. Maybe mine was expired or faulty in some way, because I wish something tasted so good that murder would cross my mind just to have it.