And That’s How the Fight Started

I just got this in my email the other day and I thought it was pretty funny so I posted it online for your pleasure. Check out these funny jokes.

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Tombstone

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started…..

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I Love Lucy on TV

My wife walked into the den & asked “What’s on the TV?” I replied “Dust”.

And that’s how the fight started…..

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Ugly Lady

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’

The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

And that’s how the fight started…..

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Scale

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her a scale.

And that’s how the fight started…..

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Old Kitchen

I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ she said.

So I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?’

And that’s how the fight started….

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Cell Phone

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have
sex?’

‘No,’ she answered.

I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’

So I said, ‘Then I’d like to phone a friend.’

And that’s how the fight started….

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Broken Down Gas Station

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.

And that’s how the fight started…..

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