Aimlessly Writing in Any Direction

Although in another language, anyone could have some fun with this site. With just the push of your fingertips, you can have your own beatboxin’ beagle beatbox some rhythms for your pleasure. If you wanted to spread some of that pleasure to friends and family, you also have the option to record your masterpiece and send it off. Enjoy!

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I just found this item on eBay; a stupid bent paper clip (in crap piss bad condition). I just love that description. The seller mentions that the clip actually is in very bad condition, but it could be bent back into shape to a hold a few papers. There are few special incentives as well:

• Shipping is only $1.00 in the U.S. or $2.00 outside of the U.S.
• If bidding goes over $100.00, another bent clip will be thrown in for free
• If bidding goes over $8,984,682,626,727.65, shipping is free

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Have you ever just had enough of the direction that your life was going and wanted to start fresh? Sure you have. I think everyone has at least had a day like that. Well, Ian Usher will be doing just that. He has decided to put his entire life up for auction on eBay on June 22nd, 2008, or in 94 days. He really means everything too. This includes his house and everything in it, his car, his motorcycle, and anything else you can think of that he owns.

His plan is to walk away from his home in Australia with only the clothes he’s wearing, his wallet, and his passport. He’s not sure yet on what to do after that, but his idea is to head over to the airport, get on the next flight going out, whichever one it may be, and see where it takes him.

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Check out this video from 8-bit, the nerdy band who’s known for using sounds from various classic video games to make their beats. This one’s about robots needing fake id’s so that they can go gambling, buy beer, cigarettes, and gain access to the strip club. Damn, robots are way cooler then I thought.

Do you long to smell of “vaginal odour”? Yeah me neither, but I suppose some people would, since there is a new scent called VULVA Original (NSFW). VULVA is the vaginal scent which is contained in a small glass phial. The scent is actually meant for personal use though, and not so much for use out in public. I don’t think anyone would be happy to come up to you and find that you smell like you just had sex. According the website, “VULVA is not a perfume” and is “purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.” So if you are into that sort of thing, hit up the website! To be honest, I am kinda curious as to what it really smells like… kinda not too.